We all have been expecting it, but who knew so many would escape?
Hello, listeners, and welcome to another episode of PotterWatch. This is River here and I have come to bring you grave news.
Yes, listeners. Its as we all feared. The escapees are mostly Death Eaters. We advise you not to wander aimlessly after eight at night. Please, listeners, this is for your own safety.
Meanwhile, Stanley Shunpike, conductor of the famous Knight Bus has been arrested. No one knows why, but as the Ministry says, he was "overheard talking about Death Eater plans" in a pub. If anyone knows more, we urge you to step forward.
It has come to our attention that Derwick Delius has dissapeared. His wife, Deliah Delius, who is currently pregnant, is desperate for news.
Please, listeners, try and help as much as you can.
That ends another episode of PotterWatch. As said, if you heard any news on these statements please contact us immediately.
Take care, keep safe. The next password will be "Sirius".
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