Cornelius Fudge, Minister for Magic, has just been sacked after You-Know-Who's return to the public. We are sorry listeners, that this news was actually out in the Daily Prophet about six months ago, but we forgot to mention it! We Potterwatchers have only found out about the Muggle "internet" just a month ago, apparently! But that does not mean that Muggles can see this. So if you are a Muggle, anti-Muggle charms have been put on this website and you will see a picture of a scar and just a few words to say get out.
Cornelius Oswald Fudge, Order of Merlin 1st class, Minister for Magic, will be replaced by Rufus Scrimgeour, Head of the Department of Dangerous Dealings or whatever it is. Here on Potterwatch, we hope he will be capable of dealing with You-Know-Who.
Thank you for listening, listeners, and tune in to the next Potterwatch with this password:Rufus
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